Get Published in 2007

Imagine waking up and finding your published BOOK under your tree - or your Mom's tree for that matter - by NEXT CHRISTMAS!

Consider the special deal my agent has below. She's been great -- I might not have any published books without her! Plus, she writes truly fun sales copy.

Wannabe GoingToBe authors, buy yourself the present below:

Your luck my holiday?
Looking for the perfect holiday gift for yourself?  Snag your copy of the brand new, just released, certain-to-work-for-you audio series  "The Simple, Step-By-Step Program for Getting Your Nonfiction Book Proposal Written & Sold for Maximum Money".

In 6 pithy CDs, I'll turn you - the potential maybe perhaps someday hopeful writer - into Super Author !  You'll become someone with a compelling, well-written book proposal that makes the agents weep with joy - and the publishers whip out their checkbooks. 

After January 1, you'd have to pay the onerous sum of  $149 to learn how to write a proposal, test your market before you write, get media, get an agent and astronomically increase your odds of selling.  (Balance that against the average $10,000-$25,000 book advance for perspective) But before the holiday (which means NOW) you can have this career-altering, life enhancing program IN YOUR STOCKING for the low, low, low once-in-a-lifetime price of just  $99. 

And it comes with 3 special bonuses: a handy hard plastic case to protect it while it sloshes around in your car; my photo (which you can later use on your dartboard if you so desire); and six special little sleeves to keep the kids from spilling ketchup on your important new investment in your career as a writer.  Too good to be true?  My friends, this is Truth Personified.  You can get your copy by sending a check made payable to Keller Media, Inc. for that low, low price of $99 + $6.50 shipping (the latter sum goes entirely to support our postal workers at this busy holiday time) and you will have your copy BEFORE CHRISTMAS (if you order now).  Imagine waking up and finding your published BOOK under your tree - or your Mom's tree for that matter - by NEXT CHRISTMAS!  It can only happen if you ACT NOW! ( and if you laughed or even smiled at the hyperbolic pitch you just read.) All KMI products have a 100% money back guarantee.
 
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