Thusly, Henceforth, & Moreover

Blogging (that works) is all about conversations -- and that means conversational language.

Are there words, patterns, phrases, etc. that you use in the written language that you never use in conversations, meaning never speak?

Drop them from you blogging language, in fact from MOST of your online writing!

Since I like to do what I preach, or at least try to, I shall thusly mediate my written patterns to adhere to my spoken norms.

Henceforth I shall only use colloquial language, or to incorrectly paraphrase the words of the comic geniuses Three Stooges, I shall NOT drop the vernacular.

Moreover I shalleth not useth goobledeegook, archaic language, nor overly formal anything.

Unless of course i am having fun with the language  . . . which is always allowed.